I have been look into various ways I could make some money over the Christmas period as I have quite a lot of time off in between semesters. I have found a few fast money making opportunities. I need help getting them rolling anyone interested please comment or email me.
Yes that’s right there is a company in America that will look after your pets when you get raptured! Don’t leave your animal companions to starve while you dine with the lord, sign up for a ten year insurance plan for only $110 dollars and your friendly neighbourhood non-believer will take care of them after you have gone.
I’m selling my soul
I have been approached a ready buy a very sun burnt man wearing a hat concealing his forehead with a contract that he claims must be wrote in blood but I told him I’m looking for other quotes.
I have looked at these sites:
I’m Selling a New type of Bottled Water!
Sick of mixing up water for religious events and that suitable to drink or bath in? I know I am! Well that’s no longer a problem with new UNHOLY WATER. At only £2 a bottle you get 500ml of water guaranteed not to be holy! Every bottle is tested by throwing some at atheists, if they don’t burn in screaming agony we ship it too you! The plastic that contains the water… free!
I’m talking to the dead for money!
I’m catering to a very small group of people that I think get left out at spiritual meetings up and down the country:
I talk to dead MUTE family members! Have a family member that never talked in life?! I’ll put you in touch with them! You can send them a message through me for only 10p a word! Don’t expect a reply anytime soon though!
Homeopathic Highs!
I’m selling various homeopathic highs such as cocaine, heroin, MDMA, all diluted down to legal levels, those stupid doctors think you can’t get high without an active ingredient but we know different! Trick the police, your family, your doctor, everyone by getting high with no side effects!
